Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote | Onion News Network
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In an appeal to the powerful voting bloc, Trump told a group of influential Amish megadonors that, if elected, he would make turning on the lights or plugging in an appliance a criminal offense.
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